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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a crate of ducks ? A box of quackers !"

"Buffet Why did the guy at the all you can eat place go from one serving table to the other? To get to the other sides."

"I'm just me looking for fun"

"the idiotic girl Lets like O_O"

"I was sitting on a bus in Thailand across from a beautiful young lady. My shorts were a little tight and I was thinking, don't get a boner, don't get a boner... But she did."

"A guy walks into a bar with a duck on his head... the bartender said, ""Can I help you?"" and the duck said, ""Yeah, get this guy off my ass."""

"Why do pagans make the best husbands and wives? Because they'll worship the ground you walk on."

"A man crashed his car A man crashed his expensive car into a tree... He finally found out how the Mercedes bends"

"My friend was arrested after carving equations into blocks of quartz He was charged with manufacture of crystal math"

"There's a fine line Between a numerator and a denominator."