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"..so in a technical sense, they're only relatively bad. My jokes are so bad, they sometimes appear to violate causality.."

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"The seven dwarfs are in the bath, and they all were feeling happy. Happy climbed out, then they all felt Grumpy."
"In the future I will replace my feet with chainsaws after accidentally cutting them off with my chainsaw hands."
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"What is Pink and lies on the doormat? Whitney Houston's Valentines Day Cards"
"What do you get when you order a JFK? An americano with an extra shot"
"Why did Victoria lose her job? We don't know, it's Victoria's secret."
"What'll happen if a piano is dropped on a man? He will B flat"
"Why should you never take a pig out on a date? She might squeal on you."
"I am probably single....because i didnt forward those chain messages in 2008"