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Joke of the Day

"What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up cunts."

"Getting friends with benefits is easy If you hang around the welfare centre long enough you're sure to meet a few nice people."

"One night I dreamt that I was a muffler... I woke up exhausted."

"I used to cry when my dad chopped onions. I miss Onions, he was a good dog."

"My room mates are concerned that I'm using their kitchen utensils... ...but that's a whisk i'm willing to take."

"What do you call an unsuccessful Jewish pirate? Les Goldman"

"Guy asked if I put him in the friend zone. I was like, whoa slow down there. I'll have sex with you, but friendship is a serious commitment."

"What's Scotland's BIGGEST cause of depression? Lonely ness."

"I got charged with rape in the woods..... It's because I forest her."

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