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Joke of the Day
"What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up cunts."
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"""It's a banana in my pocket"" ""May I remind the defendant that he's under oath?"" *averts eyes* ""I'm glad to see you"""
"I wanna make a toast to blind hookers you really gotta hand it to them."
"How many dads does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to put it in and one to complain that he never screws anything anymore."
"What did John Lennon say when he got egg shells in his cake? Yolko Oh-no"
"Damn girl, are you Reddit? Cus you repeat the same stupid shit over and ov-- Aww shit........."
"Ghost me would do the same stuff as alive me. Howl. Wander. Stand in front of the fridge and stare at all the food I'm not allowed to eat."
"Man this clown thing is really getting out of control there are even 2 clowns running for president ."
"[God making trees] God: ""They're alive but not. Every now & then they drop food."" Angel: ""I don't--"" God: ""Also they breathe the opposite."""
"Me: I want a... Debit card: Nope. Me: Ok. Just making sure."