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Joke of the Day
"What type of music do astronauts love? Neptunes!"
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"I'm holding a party for people who can never reach orgasm If you can't come let me know."
"My Dr. wrote me a prescription My Dr. Wrote me a prescription for daily sex, but my girlfriend insists it says dyslexia."
"My friend Gav died last night from taking too many heartburn tablets... I can't believe Gavisgon"
"I bet when you go to hell they make you wear your hair like you did in 5th grade"
"Your mamas so skinny she swallowed a meatball n thought she was pregnant."
"Hey girl, are you my appendix? Because I'm not completely sure how you work, but this strange feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out."
"Just signed up to study abroad I heard she has absolute cans."
"Size matters... My penis looks huge when it's next to a map."
"Young McDonald had a time machine... ...and warned his future self about letter based songs."