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Joke of the Day
"How does our solar system organize a party? They Planet"
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"My friend told me that I just don't understand irony. Which was ironic because we were at a bus stop at the time."
"Whats Saudi Arabia's highest rated sitcom? How I bought your mother"
"I have emotional constipation I haven't given a shit in years!"
"If it lasts 4 hours I'm not only callin a Dr, I'm callin everybody!!"
"Noble gases are safe from the Fine Brothers. They never react."
"What's the difference between a bot and a Trump supporter? A bot has a chance of reacing self-awareness in our lifetime."
"Mom. Dad. I like my coffee like I like my women. I don't like coffee. I'm gay."
"Calculus and alcohol don't mix... Never drink and derive."
"What's an alcoholic's favourite type of Maths? Swigonometry."