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Joke of the Day
"Today is a 10/10 day guys 10/10/2015"
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"[getting car jacked] umm i know i'm supposed to resist and all but if we don't cooperate we're both gonna miss McDonalds breakfast so hop in"
"QUESTION: What do you get from a bee that has an udder? ANSWER: Milk and honey."
"How is God just like a regular man? If you're not on your knees, he's not interested and you know what they say, abstinence makes the Church grow fondlers."
"Nothing worse than talking to a person with a large amount of spit in their mouth that talks really fast. HOLY SHIT...My glasses r ruined"
"Dearest Neighbors, Please do NOT call the police, it's not domestic violence or a wild party. It's football season, that's just me screaming at my TV."
"Why are Soviets so bad with the ladies? They're always Russian the fuckin' and Stalin the lovin' hehehe"
"Trump & Hillary Hillary hides her emails because she has Trumps nudes."
"Don't let your dreams be dreams! -Plato, in discussion on , the Greek goddess of victory"
"Do Chinese cities have Americatowns?"