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Joke of the Day
"QUESTION: What do you get from a bee that has an udder? ANSWER: Milk and honey."
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"Knock Knock Who's there? Doorbell salesman!"
"I always give 110%. Oops. Left out the decimal point. I always give 1.10%."
"""You've reached 911"" Knock knock ""Sir ple-"" Knock knock ""This is not-"" Knock knock ""ok, who's there?"" Ben ""Ben who"" Ben shot real bad ""NICE"""
"Why is a room full of married people empty? There isn't a single person in it."
"Judging by his physique, I'd guess Popeye's a pretty accomplished masturbator."
"What do black guys have that's longer than most white men's and gets even bigger when they touch a woman? Their criminal record."
"""Watch me smell my wine."" - white people"
"Everything England has accomplished has been bettered by other nations - rugby, cricket and now at football... Even the Russians have better hooligans than us."
"*armadillo comes rolling back in the ball return* ""Wait.. if you're here, then..."" *cut to wife sobbing at bowling ball* ""UNCURL, FREDRICK!"""