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Joke of the Day

"Why are Soviets so bad with the ladies? They're always Russian the fuckin' and Stalin the lovin' hehehe"

"Why does America spell colour without the u? because fuck u"

"How do you turn a link on r/jokes purple? You choke the shit out of him"

"A farmer invested $10 million of his own money for a research on 'effects of Marijuana on cattle'. The steaks were high."

"So my dad posted a picture on Facebook with captioned ""Condom challenge fail"" It was a photo of me."

"Made it to that level of dad where I just called dibs on the TV that I bought in the house that I own with the cable I pay for."

"*rolls up on dance battle* Sick moves bruh. You know who else had sick moves? Our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ *hands out pamphlets*"

"What kind of noise annoys an oyster ? A noisy noise annoys an oyster ! (Try saying that fast!)"

"Fat women are like hydrogen single and abundant"

"Who is the president of the trees? BarkOak Palma"