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Joke of the Day
"Do Chinese cities have Americatowns?"
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"What do you call it when you tie a brick to a jar of Miracle Whip and throw it into the ocean? ""Sink-o de Mayo"""
"*boyfriend and girlfriend in shower* Girl: do bad things to me babe Boy: *flicks shampoo in her eyes and trips her over*"
"What US state was founded by black prostitutes? Idaho! get it I - Da - HO."
"Do you ever get the feeling that you're being watched? Because if it's bothering you I'll stop."
"Which of the following does not belong: a) Gordon Lightfoot b) Helen Reddy c) Donald Trump d) Celine Dion b) Helen Reddy is not associated with a sinking ship."
"Whats a similarity between dogs and teenagers The girls are all bitches"
"What does a can of tuna say? Premium flaked tuna Best before dd/mm/yy"
"Dark humor is like clean water... Not everyone gets some."
"People with dysgraphia (inability to spell) also tend to answer arithmetical problems in an unpredictable, seemingly random matter. According to them, you can't spell ""calculation"" without ""luck""."