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Joke of the Day

"What weighs 4 tons and is bright red ? An elephant holding its breath !"

"Why were Star Wars Episodes 4, 5, and 6 released before 1, 2, and 3? Because in charge of scheduling, Yoda was."

"How many virgins does take to change a lightbulb? Obviously more than 72, or all those suicide bomber would have seen the light."

"I tied a string around my finger to remind me about World Leprosy Week, but it fell off."

"The closest I have ever come to being involved in a threesome was when having sex with a ventriloquist. I was stoned and VERY confused."

"What's the internal temperature of a Ton-Ton? Lukewarm."

"You and I are just different. And by different I mean you're stupid."

"Why did the hippie drowned in the ocean? Because he was too far out. Ba dum bum tissss"

"I asked my chemistry teacher if we can revise oxides Because im a bit rusty"

"I didn't want to believe that my Dad was being accused of stealing from his job as a road worker, but when I got home all the signs were there."