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Joke of the Day
"There are two things I don't like about you Your chin."
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"Atheism... ...is a non-prophet organization."
"Origami Belts They're a waist of paper"
"As it turns out, if you're with a group of people, it's ""Christmas caroling."" If you do it alone it's ""creating a public nuisance."""
"Did you hear what happened to the fly on the toilet seat? He got pissed off."
"I thought I saw Bradley Cooper but it was just every poem ever written formed into a beach sunset with amazing hair"
"My wife called me a ""panty dropper."" She said to be more careful with the laundry next time."
"Black people! Guns! Police officers."
"Why do black people only have nightmares? Because we killed the one who had a dream. Happy MLK day"
"I'm writing a book called 'Stop Overreacting.' If no one buys it I'm going to kill myself."