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Joke of the Day

"What type of overalls does Mario wear? Denim denim denim."

"A woman's heart is just as dumb as a guy's dick."

"Why was Joan of Arc never good in debates? Because she could not take the heat."

"IF SATAN IS READING THIS PLEASE MAKE THE FINGERBOARD ON MY DESK DO 1 FLIP"

"I'm fluent in Mandarin said the orange."

"Psychiatrist to his nurse: ""Just say we're very busy. Don't keep saying 'It's a madhouse.'"""

"In Iran, everyone's scared of spiders.. But in Iraq, no phobia."

"Why is it I cant get a mobile reception in my house in town, yet a terrorist can upload his vids from a cave in Afganistan? Is there a terrorist mobile tariff I can go on??"

"What's the difference between jam and jelly? [NSFW] I can't jelly my dick into your mom's ass."

"Ground control to Kerbal III, how willing would you be to share your proximity to the equator? We have zero inclination."