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Joke of the Day
"What type of overalls does Mario wear? Denim denim denim."
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"When I explained Twitter to my mother she said, ""Sounds like group therapy where no one's getting better."" Well played, Mom. Well played."
"Grocery store flowers; show someone you care slightly more than not at all."
"A friend of mine has just moved into his new house. I got him a radiator as a house warming present."
"An ex girlfriend of mine had a Cockatoo, that fucking thing would never shut up ... but her bird was cool."
"Why can't Indians drive cars? It's impossible to reach the pedals whilst sitting Indian style"
"Shouting, ""You're all pathetic idiots!"" to freedom of speech protesters... Soon changes their tone."
"Knock Knock Who's there? To To who? To *whom.*"
"How many alternative school kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, but they get extra credits for it"
"I was just reading about the Volkswagen fiasco recently, and something puzzled me. It's not like Germans to get gas emissions wrong."