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Joke of the Day
"I'd like to schedule a disappointment."
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"Parachute Jumping by Hugo Furst"
"Is it ""raymen"" noodles or ""rawmun"" noodles? I don't wanna sound stupid when asking the gas station clerk for a wine to complement my dinner."
"Permission to use your hammer, your honor It's a gavel Permission to use your gavel Denied *looks longingly at pile of walnuts & sighs*"
"An Irishman walks out of a bar... It could happen"
"You never get a second chance to make a first impression... ...and so I bite."
"Ive noticed that black people love boomboxes Im not racist or anything, its just their stereotype"
"Shout out to all the sassy receptionists out there. I won't even go near businesses that don't have sassy as hell receptionists."
"Where do cows stay when they go on vacation? In a moooo-tel. I just thought of this sitting in my hotel room. Sometimes I feel like i dad joke so hard I impregnate my girlfriend from 100 miles away."
"Double negatives: A big No No"