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Joke of the Day

"I'd like to schedule a disappointment."

"I texted my girlfriend Ruth and told her it was over. I'm Ruthless."

"What did the keyboard say to the mouse? stop with the cheesey jokes!"

"What's an emo's favorite file type? .rar"

"As a German, I sympathize with the unnamed masses of the Star Wars universe. For I too know what it's like to be betrayed by an evil Chancellor."

"What did one architect say to the other? ""I see the floor in your plan."""

"There was a documentary on TV about the world's smallest car. I couldn't get into it."

"What is the difference between a girl and a washer? The washer doesn't follow you around after you put a load in it."

"What is the flatulent fat guy's favorite song after his gf dumped him during Christmas? Last Christmas I gave you my fart"

"What is a pirates favorite letter You probably think it's ""arrr"" but it be the ""c"""