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Joke of the Day

"What did one architect say to the other? ""I see the floor in your plan."""

"I once farted in an Apple Store... I once farted in an Apple Store. They got mad at me and I said it's your fault, you don't have windows"

"What did the angry man sing when he found his slippers chewed up by the new puppy ? ""I must throw that doggie out the window !""!"

"What is the world's most religious fish? The manta pray, at least until the morpray eel hears about this."

"What do you get when OP gets erections? QR"

"Harry Potter movies should be rated R for the huge amount of cursing. ... i can find the door out."

"Did you hear about the missing dalmatian? It's been spotted."

"hello, this is the co-pilot speaking. the captain can't talk cause we both said ""hope we don't die haha"" at the same time and i jinxed him"

"What do a loading bar and my girlfriend have in common? Both equally inefficient at letting me know when they are actually ready."

"In a recent sleep study performed by clowns 9 out of 10 people didn't even know they were being watched."