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Joke of the Day
"I texted my girlfriend Ruth and told her it was over. I'm Ruthless."
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"Got Christmas card glitter all over me and now I can't stop stripping."
"Pain and Sorry by Anne Guish"
"So the Boston marathon was yesterday... I heard it was an arm and a leg better than last year!"
"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Picasso Barbie ...everything's in the wrong place"
"What do you call a gay person on rollerskates rolaids"
"Have you heard the joke you are never supposed to tell a gay person? Oh. Sorry."
"I once walked in on my brother having sex with my girlfriend. Needless to say I deflated her and threw her in the trash."
"I ate the whole box of slim fast bars. So excited about how skinny I'll be when I wake up tomorrow."
"What's the shortest joke you know/can come up with? Here's mine: Women are more holy than men."