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Joke of the Day
"I texted my girlfriend Ruth and told her it was over. I'm Ruthless."
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"ISIS is stuck between Iraq and a hard place."
"The interviewer asked me, ""What's your worst quality?"" I said, ""I tend to speak my mind."" He said, ""I don't think that's necessarily a bad thing..."" I said, ""I don't give a fuck what you think."""
"Knock Knock... Come in. I don't know if it fits here but it's a great way to stop a knock knock joke."
"Classic Why'd the mushroom go to the party? Cause he's a fungi! Why'd the fungi leave the party? Cause there wasn't mushroom!"
"How do hispanics cut a pizza? Little Caesars"
"What is a UPS worker's favorite cloud service? Dropbox."
"Longest joke in the world Here it is: http://www.longestjokeintheworld.com"
"A mushroom walks into a bar and orders a drink... The bartender says, ""Sorry, we don't serve mushrooms here."" The mushroom says, ""Hey, I may be a mushroom, but I'm a real fun-guy!"""
"Recent studies show that eating bacon or other red meats increases your chances of dying by 20% So apparently I have a 120% chance of dying"