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Joke of the Day

"As a German, I sympathize with the unnamed masses of the Star Wars universe. For I too know what it's like to be betrayed by an evil Chancellor."

"Where does Ben Carson spend most of his time on Reddit? /r/explainlikeimfive"

"Where do you go to meet the best fish? It doesn't matter - any old plaice will do."

"Fart tutor wanted, must have references"

"Ever since I ate that Dominos artisan style pizza I can't stop painting my bathroom."

"Why do black people smell bad? So blind people can hate them too"

"Don't know if this is original or not but... What is the top selling fruit in the world? Clay Aiken."

"I have a photographic memory it just hasn't developed yet"

"Tomatoes are a rich source of lycopene (werewolf dick)."

"Did you hear ISIS blew up their first Italian recruit in a suicide bombing today? They decided to rig a Tony"