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Joke of the Day
"What is a pirates favorite letter You probably think it's ""arrr"" but it be the ""c"""
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"What came first: the chicken or the egg? The egg because I ate egg for breakfast and chicken for dinner."
"How can a man go 7 days without sleeping? Sleep at night"
"Where do Muslims go when they die? Everywhere."
"I thought I had lice. Then I remembered I was in an Asian restaurant."
"*takes your order* *goes to kitchen* *comes back* ""did you say grilled cheese or gorilla cheese?"" grilled *sighs* *goes to kitchen*"
"I just saw 30 seconds of Glee and now I'm gay. Send glitter."
"They say there's safety in numbers But it won't really matter if she swallows the sperm, will it?"
"I'd like to take a moment to thank everyone who took time out of her or his busy schedule to tell me, ""omg you look like hell."""
"I told the doctor I want to take my amputated leg home and he asked why ""Because it's my right"""