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Joke of the Day

"What do Trump voters use as bookmarks? Lit matches."

"If Jack helps you off a horse... Would you help jack off a horse?"

"I can't even I feel the phrase ""I can't even"" is rather odd."

"Mirror mirror on the wall, am I the fairest of them all? No, but you've got an amazing ass!"

"Got caught up in a really great book last night... I didn't stop coloring till 2 o'clock this morning!"

"I was walking downtown yesterday when this poor little old lady fell down in front of me. At least I think she was poor; she only had $2.10 in her purse."

"[everyone in the STI clinic glaring at my Pokemon shirt] ""No no it means like, I want to catch all the Pokemon"""

"What is meant by 'a pull factor'? A big red sports car."

"The teacher speaking to a student said, ""Saud, name two pronouns."""

"Saying your an American Jihadist... Is like saying your a little bit dead ,if your saying it you probably don't know what it is."