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Joke of the Day

"This is Bullshit. Since when is dressing for the job you want, not the job you have considered ""impersonating an officer""?"

"Me: ""Keep your friends close, and your enemies closer."" Friends: ""No thanks."" Enemies: ""Also no thanks."""

"Men are like snowstorms You don't know how many inches you'll get, how long it will last and how hard it will be."

"A man walks into a zoo The only animal in the entire zoo is a dog. It's a Shih Tzu."

"Another friend of mine is a very successful businessman. He started with five thousand pounds - now he owes fifty-five million."

"I'd love to be a mayfly. But only for a day."

"So you're all Obama fans now? Name 3 of his albums."

"Sometimes I just sit and run my fingers through my girl's hair. Its a nice way to let her know I love her and also that were out of napkins"

"What's the difference between a canoe and a jew? Canoes tip"

"How does Moses make tea? Hebrews it."