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Joke of the Day

"A group of muslim men go to a grooming class. They were disappointed to find it was about brushing horses."

"How do you know when there's a rabbit in your bed? You can smell the carrots on his breath."

"What's the difference between Gordon Ramsey and a run in the forest? Ones a pant in the country the others a..."

"If you take the D out of Devil what do you get? the D"

"Question: what's Erdogan's favorite puzzle game? Answer: pseudo-coup (say it out loud)"

"Sorry I tried to strengthen my immune system by asking your wife to breast feed me."

"I sprayed a fly with Axe body spray. He'll live, but he won't get laid."

"Fun fact: the person who said ""If you love something let it go"" died alone, surrounded by 342 cats."

"What is the best use for a wet dog?[x-post from /r/MeanJokes] Getting the smell of white people out of your house."

"I wanted to roll a joint but i didn't have any paper. Lucky that i still had my iphone.."