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Joke of the Day

"wander ten miles over the German border, shoot everybody in sight and then claim you were never over the line"

"What happens to male anarchists as they get older? They go from having anti-state issues to having prostate issues."

"*nervously plays with tie* ""I'm sorry. I'm no good during job interviews."" That's ok, just let go of my tie and go on your side of the desk."

"Why was the socialist kicked from his party? Because he was anti social."

"Relationship Status: Married long enough to know when I hear her say ""I love you,"" she's talking to our dog."

"The Teen Choice Awards has to be the most legit award show because teens always make the best choices."

"I met a refugee on the train today. ""What country are you from?"", I asked. ""Iraq"", he replied. ""How did you escape?"" i ran."

"Nuclear winter ""What are you going to do if a nuclear winter comes?"" ""Throw snowballs."" ""Nuclear!"" ""With my tentacles!"""

"Oh heres a good joke my life"

"Two atoms were crossing the road... ...when the first atom screams ""Ahhhhh! I lost an electron"". The second atom asks ""Are you sure?"" to which the first atom replied ""Yes, I'm positive."""