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Joke of the Day

"I slipped on some black ice today I knew it was black ice because now my wallets missing."

"Tom should concentrate less on Myspace and more on his shoe business"

"Just reminding everyone on the sub, 9/11 jokes aren't funny. They're plane wrong."

"What is the difference between a dancer and a duck? One goes quick on her beautiful legs the other goes quack on her beautiful legs."

"Interview Tip: When you get the ""where do you see yourself in 5 years"" question, don't say ""post-apocalyptic tribal warlord""."

"Boss: Staff meeting at 3:00. Me: I can't come, I'm allergic. Boss: But we're not serving food. Me: ... yeah now I really can't come."

"What did the cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend? Wiped his butt."

"Why are all these jokes about unhappy relationships? Said my wife as she looked over my shoulder. What a nosy fucking bitch."

"My high school girlfriend got ""uses her kids as her facebook profile picture"" fat."

"What's the best way to wipe a computer server? A cloth."