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Joke of the Day
"I slipped on some black ice today I knew it was black ice because now my wallets missing."
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"I'm sorry, but I absolutely detest law firms that do pro bono work. I fucking hate U2."
"The official carriers of India and Pakistan. because of the risk factors: Pakistan International Airlines or PIA is expanded to Please Inform Allah. Air India or AI is expanded to Already Informed."
"Why do farmers put bells on cows? Because their horns dont work!"
"I am writing my first Buddhist musical, ""Hello Dalai... Lama""."
"So that's what ""Tiger blood"" means!"
"ME: haha u dare me to take off all my clothes and run thru this park COP: no ME: wow I cant believe ur making me do this lol COP: I'm not"
"What do you call a man without shins? Tony. (A joke created by a non-redditing friend)"
"I walked into a bar the other day... ...ouch"
"A man and his fat girlfriend are arguing Man: You know what? You can start singing now because it's over!"