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Joke of the Day
"I walked into a bar the other day... ...ouch"
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"In the summer desert heat what did a dust devil say to the over-talkative dust devil? -You are really blowing a lot of hot air"
"Today has been approved by both my middle fingers."
"Why couldn't the teller comprehend the bank robber? He was bad at stickup lines."
"I hate when people use words without knowing the meaning...gives me a huge hysterectomy on the side of my head."
"A superposition walks into a bar . . . . . . or ***did*** it???"
"My wife was choking so I quickly googled ""how to save a life"" Was a good song to drown out the noise she was making."
"Why did the ""M&M;"" go to university? He wanted to become a ""Smartie"""
"How to make your girl feel special: 1) Write down how you feel about your drink or drug of choice. 2) Put her name on it & give it to her."
"Timeouts just give children a quiet place to plot your murder."