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Joke of the Day

"A man and his fat girlfriend are arguing Man: You know what? You can start singing now because it's over!"

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"A smart woman knows when to give up and walk away A southern woman has a shotgun and a shovel named give up and walk away"
"Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side"
"Everything is always funnier once you are not allowed to laugh."
"Q: What's the best way to make pants last? A: Make the jacket first."
"Santa goes to... Santa goes to your house, goes down your chimney, and watches you while you're asleep... And everyone adores him... I do it one time..."
"Farted on my wallet... Now I have gas money."
"My eyes are fine but I still failed my eye exams... I guess I shouldn't have copied off the asian guy."
"""should i go into the arts?"" ""can you imagine yourself doing anything else?"" ""no"" ""then i wouldn't go into the arts, with no imagination"""
"*jumps from plane* *forgets parachute* *grabs onto flying squirrel* *lives to tell the tale*"
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