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Joke of the Day

"I was up all night wondering where the sun had gone And then it dawned on me"

"Where do fat people live? Obe-city"

"Knock knock Who's there? No one. You imagined the knocking due to mental illness brought on by crushing loneliness."

"George washington said ""We would have a black president when pigs fly!"" ... well, swine flu."

"What do you get if you cross a ghost and a newsreader ? A spooksman !"

"What's the hardest about being a pedophile? Just trying to fit in..."

"Kim Davis's Daughter was Fired by the SPCA She wouldn't feed the strays"

"I bought my wife a dildo and a book for her birthday.. If she doesn't like the book she can go fuck herself."

"It's funny how we all sleep differently. I sleep on my side, my brother sleeps on his back, my ex sleeps with everybody... that sorta thing."

"Did you hear about the cannibal that passed his friend in the jungle? He got so excited, he threw up his arms!"