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Joke of the Day
"I was up all night wondering where the sun had gone And then it dawned on me"
Next Joke
"What happened in Vegas stayed in Vegas, & now my brother has to send what happened child support. :/"
"I can't believe my roommate thinks I have boundary issues... at least that's what her diary said."
"Where does Amy go after the explosion? EVERYWHERE!!!"
"I was touched when my slutty ex-girlfriend said she got a tattoo for me, but it turned out to be a heart with the name ""Occupant."""
"What's the hardest thing, being in a room full of sexy people? my dick"
"*standing behind home plate* -Beware of my dog-like reflexes. -Shouldn't it be cat-like reflexes? *catches baseball with my face*"
"I'm not sure where you ladies go to learn how to argue, but that place is good"
"You know what they say about big hands... Big clock."
"I believe in ten years, gifts for newly born baby would be a SIM card and a cell phone."