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Joke of the Day

"I'm not sure where you ladies go to learn how to argue, but that place is good"

"Bum at the bus stop, lady walks up with dress up her crack, bum discretely pulls it out, lady slaps him, [hand gesture pushing it back into crack]"

"Do furries go to doctors or vets?"

"If I throw a stick, will you leave?"

"Isn't it ironic that the favorite drink of Britain's homeless is called ""Tennents""?"

"What is the hamburgers' most familiar song? 'Home on the Range'!"

"A man and a small child walk into a deep dark forest. ""Dad,"" the child says ""I'm scared."" ""You're scared?"" the man scoffs. ""I've got to walk back this way on my own"""

"What's the difference between Eric Clapton and a snooker player? One plays with an electric guitar, the other a-cue-stick."

"What did the exponential equation say to the linear equation? Real graphs have curves."

"PMS jokes aren't funny... Period."