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Joke of the Day
"I can't believe my roommate thinks I have boundary issues... at least that's what her diary said."
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"If it ain't broke, I haven't borrowed it yet."
"Why was the circuit arrested? Because it was charged with battery!"
"I overheard a dad at Starbucks tell a kid not to tell Mom he got a cake pop for breakfast, so I guess I'm part of their web of lies now too."
"My job is affecting my mental health Whenever I put my welding hood on, the world just seems like a dark place..."
"what is it called when a redditor has a threesome? using both hands"
"My doctor prescribed me some anti-gloating cream... Now all I want to do is rub it in."
"A good pun is its groan reward!"
"The best way of saving money is to forget who you borrowed it from."
"What's the difference between soap and SOPA? You won't get fucked if you drop SOPA."