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Joke of the Day

"If I'm ever being chased by a giraffe I'm gonna run into a place with low ceiling fans sorry giraffe but I gotta do what's best for me"

"What do you say when your opponent resigns after you take their queen? Sorry mate."

"Tuba Player: Did you hear my last recital? Friend: I hope so."

"hey girl are u from tennessee cause u have a tennessee accent and i have ur birth certificate here and it says ur from tennessee"

"I remember being told that everytime you shave it off, it grows back thicker Can't wait to see my new cock."

"A leper walks up to a hooker and says ""keep the tip."""

"What's the difference between feminism and a $100 bill? A $100 bill makes change"

"Vagina Knock-Knock Joke Knock knock Who's there? Marquis de Sade Marquis de Sade who? It's taking too long for you to de Sade to open up"

"A song called ""Baby It's Not *THAT* Cold Outside"" where I'm just trying to get the lady to leave"

"I told the doctor I had to see him right away because I thought I was shrinking He told me he was busy and that I'd have to be a little patient"