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Joke of the Day

"Why did broke man fall over? He ran out of balance"

"You did not have a valentine on valentines day? Some people don't have a mother on mother's day or a father on father's day so shut up"

"What is good on pizza, but not good on pussy? The cheese and crust."

"Why did Jesus stop playing Hockey? Because he got nailed into the boards (It's a joke not to insult anyone)"

"where does saddam hussein keep his c.d collection? In Iraq (a rack)"

"[NSFW] What does a condom and a wife have in common? They both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick."

"The awkward moment when people think you're drunk when in fact you're just a blast naturally."

"I don't know why I even bother having an iPhone anymore. It spends so much time on charge, you might as well call it a landline."

"What would Marilyn Monroe be doing if she were alive today? Clawing at the inside of her coffin."

"I stole a friend's phone today and set it so it will autocorrect ""I've"" to ""me've"" and me'm really excited about it."