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Joke of the Day
"thanks for the $100 whole foods gift card i'm really going to enjoy this banana"
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"I recently submitted my resume to Sony But they canceled the interview"
"Vampires are lost souls cause they can't just stop one day and look in the mirror and be like ""What am I doing with my life."""
"What's Forest Gumps password? 1Forest1"
"That awkward moment where your baby comes out black, and you don't want to keep it, but you have to because you're black too..."
"I like my women how I like my coffee Cheap, easily picked up And found later in a disposable plastic container."
"Once you go black... You're a single mother."
"Never kiss a Canary. You'll get churpies! (It's a Canarial disease)."
"What does the Philosophy major say a year after he graduates? ""Would you like fries with that?"""
"How much space does fungi need to grow? As mushroom as possible :)"