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Joke of the Day
"Once you go black... You're a single mother."
Next Joke
"after watching the Cricket for a few hours I think I finally understand it they make that noise by rubbing their wings together"
"Beer: The WD40 for conversations."
"I don't need to lie. But, sometimes, I like to give the truth an extreme makeover."
"Everyone knows someone in real life that actually resembles a garden gnome."
"The janitor's union called for sweeping reforms."
"I used to think I'd never be able to be president because I'm a woman but now I know it's because I don't like drinking water"
"Redundancy: An airbag in a politician's car!"
"Knock Knock, ""Who's there?"" ""Gladiator"" ""Gladiator who?"" ""Gladiator, before going to the gang bang"""
"What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? (LONG) Damn."