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Joke of the Day

"Last time I went through Canadian customs and they asked me if I had anything to declare, I said, ""You guys make great maple syrup!"""

"Equally cool alternatives to air guitar: Air slap bass Air harmonica Silent pig auctions Balloons hitting people The letter Q"

"Nothing ruins a Friday more... ...than realizing that today is Tuesday."

"What is Chris Brown's favorite cooking appliance? A Black and Decker"

"lady, cut my neck open with trimmers, i dont care, but if you try and start a conversation with me im never coming back to this Supercuts"

"If isis gets bombed They'll be called waswas"

"If you're wearing a cowboy outfit... Does that mean you're ranch dressing?"

"Q: What is the difference between a banjo and an Uzi submachine gun? A: An Uzi only repeats 40 times."

"I bought a LazyBoy chair last year It's still in the package"

"Heart melting love story: Boy: My wife & 2 kids. Heart melting love story: Boy: I can't marry u. My family is totally against it. Girl: Who r they 2 stop u? Boy: My wife & 2 kids."