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Joke of the Day

"Q: What is the difference between a banjo and an Uzi submachine gun? A: An Uzi only repeats 40 times."

"Why does nobody like a rich stone? Because he takes everything for granite."

"Mean while, back on Facebook, Jennifer is blaming the birth of her son for her being fat. Her son is 6 ...."

"What do pizzas and parents have in common? If they are black, you've got nothing to eat."

"BIGAMY Q: What's the downside to bigamy? A: More than one mother-in-law."

"I saw my ex getting jumped by six guys at a party last night, so I helped out She didn't stand a chance against seven of us!"

"When they start getting the 5-day forecast right then maybe I'll listen to their climate change theories."

"I found out it was snowing by looking outside. WTF Twitter? You are suppossed to tell me these things first."

"I've been on my computer all night! Don't you think you'd be more comfortable on a bed like everyone else?"

"*flips coin* ""Head or tail?"" Her: That's not how this works!"