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Joke of the Day

"Q: What is the difference between a banjo and an Uzi submachine gun? A: An Uzi only repeats 40 times."

"What Did I learn in Feminist Baking class? 1 Smash the Pastryarchy 2 We live in a Crepe Culture 3 Kale Privilege is going unchecked every day!"

"How many children does it take to change a light bulb in America? About 1 thousand Iraqis."

"How long does it take for a GNOME developer to take a shit? I don't know, how long until the next version of GNOME?"

"I became ill after taking self-defense classes... I think I caught Kung Flu."

"I hate it when engineering students refer to themselves as engineers... Like you don't see med students calling themselves doctors or arts students calling themselves unemployed."

"You put the punchline in the title Wanna know how to spoil a joke?"

"Me: I'm going bungee jumping Mom: y? Me: my friend John is Mom: so if John jumped off of a bridge, would you? Me: that's what I just told u"

"Let me tell you a joke about my dick... Nevermind, it's too long."

"Did you hear about the man whose vape device exploded while he was smoking it? It was a mind-blowing experience."