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Joke of the Day

"Heart melting love story: Boy: My wife & 2 kids. Heart melting love story: Boy: I can't marry u. My family is totally against it. Girl: Who r they 2 stop u? Boy: My wife & 2 kids."

"What was the statistician's fetish? Let's just say he had the standard deviation."

"How did cows feel when the branding iron was invented? They were very impressed!"

"What is the difference between a baby and a alarm clock? You only have to hit the alarm clock once to make it be quiet..."

"I fucked a sarcastic girl. She loved it."

"What did the boy say when he had trouble using glue? I'm stuck."

"I was at a gay nineties party last night. All the men were gay and all the women were ninety."

"You hear lots of jokes about white sugar, but you hardly ever hear them about brown sugar, demerara."

"My friend seemed pretty offended when I implied that he might have stolen one if my Harry Potter trading cards. I think he took ""Umbridge""."

"Why a centipede cannot fly coach? Not enough leg room!"