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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an underwater ride sharing service? Scuber!"
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"Talking shoes What did the shoes say to the capri pants? ""What's up britches!"" What did the shoes say to the black underpants? ""Whassup my knickers?"""
"Who's the coolest guy in the hospital? The utra sound guy"
"What does ISIS want for Christmas? Turkey, apparently."
"Why did Snoop Dogg go to the store before he sculpted his statue? Fo' chisel."
"Sometimes I wonder if these old men sitting on the benches in the mall waiting on their wives to finish shopping were old when they sat down!?"
"Questionably funny ""Knock Knock"" ""Who's there?"" ""Police"" ""Police who?"" ""Police open the door"" Posted this in anti-jokes since it is not really funny, and was told to put it here."
"""Do you think our lord and savior ever masturbated?"" ""Jesus fucking Christ..."""
"I'm pretty sure that while girls are under anesthesia getting breast implants the doctors secretly do brain explants."
"There are 3 kinds of people in this world; those who can count, and those who can't."