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Joke of the Day
"HairLine Joke Your hair line goes Way back Like the 50's"
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"There's a reason it's called ""girls gone wild"" and not ""women gone wild"". When girls go wild, they show their tits. When women go wild, they kill men and drown their kids in a tub."
"What's Funnier then an Obama Joke? DEZ NUTZ!!!"
"[Juice Bar] (Wildebeest disguised as man): 36 shots of wheat grass (Lion disguised as Bartender): Follow me out back ""sir"" *hyenas laugh*"
"What did the spice merchant say when someone knocked on his door? Cumin!"
"What do you call a horse wearing Venetian blinds? A zebra!"
"Two women were sitting quietly."
"What's the one good thing about pedophiles? They drive slow in school zones"
"So they finally proved the last part of Einstein theory of relativity. It's about time."
"My sex life's improved dramatically since my wife died. For a start, she now takes it in the ass."