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Joke of the Day
"What's the best way to work your trapezius muscles? *shrugs*"
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"Never answer knocking at your door. It's always people. Always. Never giant chocolate bars. Only people."
"Talking about planets with my nephew. He asked if you could Plow thru Uranus because it's all gas"
"I don't care what you think of me. James Blunt thinks I'm beautiful."
"One I just made up. Did you hear about the dyslexic mafia? They all pay homage to the Dog Farther"
"What do you call a dog underwater? A sub woofer."
"Why does Beyonce say ""To the left, to the left""? Because black people have no rights."
"One time I wanted to get a job as a gynecologist.... Unfortunately, I couldn't find any openings....."
"A survey asked me if I was dyslexic I checked the option for ""sye."""
"I'm not sure why my girlfriend got mad at me for busting a nut. It's not like I could eat it with the shell on."