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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a dog underwater? A sub woofer."
Next Joke
"Does your train of thought have a caboose?"
"shout out to the little girl at the zoo earlier who said ""when I grow up I want to be bamboo"""
"Atheists don't seem to recognize church is worth it for the bake sales alone. God, or no god, those are good Brownies."
"What do you call a dead chicken that likes to throw things? A **Poultry**geist. Thanks! I will show myself out."
"What did the pirate say after his successful pillage? Thanks for the gold kind stranger!"
"You know the best thing about Midgets? They are really down to earth people."
"A dog walks into a bar..... Bartender comes over and asks....""why do you look so rough?"""
"how many hipsters does it take to put in a lightbulb? its a realy obscure number, you've probably never heard of it"
"Why are white people bad at chess? They think all the white pieces are kings."