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Joke of the Day
"Talking about planets with my nephew. He asked if you could Plow thru Uranus because it's all gas"
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"Two midgets got married They found their other half"
"What do you call a female Israelite? A Shebrew"
"Friends are like snowflakes If you pee on them, they disappear."
"What do you call a joke without a punchline??"
"Becoming a vegan ...was a big missed steak"
"Americans choosing their orders at McDonalds more seriously than Their presidents."
"What kind of sex do you have twentyseven year olds? Any kind you want, there's twenty of them"
"What do you call a bug on the moon? A lunatic! (luna-tick)"
"Someone accused me of spending too much time on the Internet. I don't know what to say. I am so full of emoticons right now."