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Joke of the Day
"Why would Pinocchio make a bad criminal? He wasn't cut out for this."
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"What do my tastes in food and pornography have in common? I prefer the kind with fruits and vegetables."
"What did the 2 rednecks say after breaking up? Let's just be cousins."
"Why does Helen Keller only masturbate with one hand? She uses the other hand to moan."
"If Romeo & Juliet didn't die and were allowed to marry, they'd have kids, get fat, and eventually hate each other. So it was a happy ending"
"Sorry I said, ""Whoa, hope he's good at math."" when you showed me your kid's finger painting."
"What did the male potato chip say to the female potato chip? Are you Frito-lay?"
"The poor wish to be rich, the rich wish to be happy, the single wish to be married, and the married wish to be dead."
"So a man comes into a bar.... no wait it was a horse So a man comes into a horse"
"My Doctor told me I had the Big C. I asked him to be more pacific."