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Joke of the Day
"What did the 2 rednecks say after breaking up? Let's just be cousins."
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"How many mexicans can you fit in a bus? All of them."
"The real reason Hillary Clinton stumbled A tiny plane flew into her."
"Brain cancer from cell phones is no longer considered a risk because who holds their phone up to their head anymore?"
"Earth: Goodnight Moon Moon: ... Earth: I said Goodnight Moon' Moon: ... Earth: Look, I don't choose which days they celebrate Moon: Whatever"
"Watched Full House for not even a full minute & now I'm white with a credit score of 720"
"In 1828 Franz Schubert was buried next to Beethoven... They wanted to decompose together."
"I have the memory of an elephant I went to the zoo last week, they only had one, he seemed pretty lonely :("
"I've spent about 6 years of my life waiting for roommates to leave so I don't have to say hi to them when I come out of my bedroom"
"If I gave you a penny for your thoughts I'd totally be expecting some change back."