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Joke of the Day
"Why does Helen Keller only masturbate with one hand? She uses the other hand to moan."
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"I once dated a woman who was half-Chinese, half-Haitian. She did Voodoo acupuncture."
"Why was the vegetable store robber embarrassed? He got caught taking a leek"
"So a baby seal walked into a club"
"Punthagorean Theorem A and B are pretty square, but get to the root of C and you'll find he's always high, pot in use."
"There are 10 types of people Those who understand hexadecimal.. And F the rest."
"what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot you fucken racist!"
"Knock knock ""Who's there"" Knock knock ""Who's there"" The deaf man walked away having completely ruined the joke."
"[as a kid] Can't wait to grow up and make my own decisions! [now] Why did I think this would be fun"
"I quit my job at the helium factory... I refuse to be spoken to in that tone"