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Joke of the Day

"I'm watching a guy on tv who makes a living simply by having opinions about hockey wondering which one of us is the bigger pile of shit."

"Just googled ""sensible cars"" if anyone wants to share an applesauce cup with me at the retirement home."

"What does it mean when your home is listed as a distribution center on the Keebler website?"

"What PC does Adele use? A Dell."

"Rape Such a short word for such a long sentence."

"my mate rang me earlier.... My mate rang me earlier and says ""Hey dude, what you up to?"" ""Probably failing my driving test"" I say"

"I love how we all talk about The Last Supper painting & nobody mentions that all 13 of those guys were sitting on the same side of the booth"

"It cost me $14,000 and took 3 years, but I finally pulled off legally changing my friend's baby's name without him knowing. I LOVE PRANKS!!!"

"The Police called to my door last night and said ""Your dog was chasing a man on a bike""... ...I said ""Bullshit, my dog doesn't have a bike""."

"Desi vedio jugar of india jugar india ka"