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Joke of the Day
"People say I never explain myself enough..."
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"I'm coming out with a new type of whiskey called cunt... So when someone asks me what i want to drink I'll yell cunt liquor."
"Harry Potter joke Q. Why can't Snape teach Herbology? A. He can't keep the lilies alive."
"A homeless guy asked me ""would you give me $5 for a sandwich?"" I said ""I don't know man, show me the sandwich first."""
"pranking neighborhood teens by pulling my car into their driveway & putting a bow on it so they think their parents bought it for them"
"What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalotapus"
"[Home Depot] ""Hi, my wife asked me to pick up some small finishing nails"" Clerk: Oh, with a little head? ""Nah, just verbally"""
"How do you find the Pun Bar? You just walk into it"
"I'm sitting in a bar, minding my own business, when a guy yells in my ear, ""I'm gonna fuck your mother!"" I turn around and say, ""go home dad, you're drunk again."""
"What did the penis say to the testicles? There's a vas deferens between us"