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Joke of the Day

"My Father was never proud of me One day he asked me, ""how old are you."" I said, ""I'm five"" he said,""when I was your age, I was six"""

"Knock-knock! Who's there? Centipede. Centipede who? Centipede under the Christmas tree."

"I finally found a book where the love interest is a grandfather clock It's about fucking time"

"Question for Waitresses who have served a Mohel... ...Did they leave a tip?"

"Why was Farmer Bob so good at his job? Because he was outstanding in his field"

"What's the difference between a slut and a bitch? A slut sleeps with everybody. A bitch sleeps with everybody but you."

"What is the opposite of an iPad Mini? A Maxi Pad"

"A lot of people are only alive because I shed too much hair to ever get away with murder."

"A man walks into a bar... OUCH"

"Pissed off? Punch a wind chime and you'll feel better."