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Joke of the Day

"How do they play basketball in Mexico? Juan on Juan"

"GRADUATION TIP: Don't graduate! The real world is terrifying. Hide out in the library. They can't make you leave if they can't find you!"

"Can't think of a good Halloween costume? Go as a failed abortion. You don't even have to dress up, you uncreative fuck"

"So, I was talking to my friend who runs a scrap yard. I asked how business was... ... He replied: ""pretty good, I've seen a bit of a pickup recently."""

"Heading to a pumpkin patch with a cheeseburger. When pumpkins see me eating meat, they let their guard down. They never see it coming."

"Everybody was Feng Shui fighting, those cats improved my ambient lighting."

"Chuck Norris can win a game of chess in only one move...... a roundhouse kick to the face."

"Why was the car naked? It was missing a tire."

"How does a black girl know she's pregnant? When she takes out her tampon, all of the cotton is picked."

"Why has barbie never gotten pregnant? Because Ken came in another box ;)"