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Joke of the Day

"GRADUATION TIP: Don't graduate! The real world is terrifying. Hide out in the library. They can't make you leave if they can't find you!"

"Prom night for my 17 year old daughter, or as I like to call it, 'Dad spends the evening sharpening his axe' night."

"Worst Geometry Joke I Know When does a Pentagon have only 4 sides? When it is intercepted by a plane."

"Adding a smiley face after anything makes things seem playful. Examples: You're a slut:) You're ugly:) I killed your puppy:)"

"If college football created a bowl game called the ""Hyperbole,"" which two teams would be selected to play in it? The two greatest teams in the history of the known universe."

"What do Swimming and Masturbation have in common? You have to get through a lot of fluid to find the perfect stroke."

"Why do so many Jews enjoy smoking? The ashes reminds them of their parents."

"A boy goes into a stripclub... When he comes home, his mom asks him: ""Son, did you see anything you aren't supposed to see there?"" The son replies, ""Ya, I saw dad."""

"I like my women like I like my coffee... Hot and all over my crotch. Edit: My highest rated post is about coffe on my crotch."

"my dad always makes fun of me for taking selfies all the time but if he didn't want such a beautiful child he should've kept it in his pants"