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Joke of the Day

"What do you call someone who would do *anything* for a chocolate snack cake? A ho ho ho. (merry xmas!)"

"What type of cow produces both milk and potatos? Your Mother."

"Why did God create alcohol? So ugly people would have a chance to have sex."

"What boxer's nickname is EEEEE? Mohammad Ali All-E"

"Steven Tyler jokes Just a normal guy looking for some Steven Tyler jokes."

"I could never cheat in a relationship... That would require TWO people finding me attractive. I can barely find one."

"What Does a Duck Smoke? ( _)>- **Quack** (_)"

"People are far too distrustful of chickens. They can't even cross the road without having their motives questioned."

"I bet Stephen King's kids aren't afraid of shit."

"why do feminists have two more brain cells than a cow? so when you play with their tits they don't shit on the floor."