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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a bird that lives underground ? A mynah bird !"
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"I don't understand why women love singing ""Let it go""... ...Since most of them keep grudges for life."
"How do you know if you've fallen in love with an apple from France? Your heart goes ""pomme pomme ... pomme pomme ..."""
"How do you kiss a florist? With tulips."
"I dunno Discovery Channel, if you think crabs are the deadliest thing you can catch, you've obviously never slept with my sister Ashley."
"90% of owning a dog is telling it to stop barking."
"I searched deep in the anals of history and found nothing but shit... Or ""The annals of history are mostly full of shit..."" *maybe that can be an adage or something?"
"Why is religion like mobile gaming? Free-to-pray, pray-to-win."
"My parents just said they want another child. ""I'd love a sibling!"" I said. ""That's not what we meant."" they replied."
"Today I opened the door to the supply room and four Japanese guys jumped out and yelled ""supplies!"""