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Joke of the Day
"At least cunts are useful you're not."
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"I went to a Japanese restaurant and the noodles were disgusting. I guess you could say they were stone cold soba."
"Can't decide if I should start this laundry or fake my own death."
"What do we want? A CURE FOR PARANOIA When do we want it? WHO WANTS TO KNOW"
"6:30 is the best time on a clock, hands down."
"Why did God give Black guy's big dicks? He felt sorry for putting pubes on their heads."
"If you can't beat them What's the point of having children?"
"q: what's green and yellow and hangs from trees? a: gorilla snot."
"Why couldn't the Ghostbusters ever finish Oregon Trail? Because they couldn't cross the streams."
"Why does a Bicycle have a kickstand? Because it's two tired."