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Joke of the Day

"At least cunts are useful you're not."

"I've been working really hard on controlling my alcoholism I can't remember the last time I blacked out."

"Welcome to college! Here's a list of our majors. Here's a list of majors that lead to unemployment. As you can see, both lists are the same."

"Do you know what Taylor Swift's belly button looks like? A Blank Space"

"Will carrying a torch save you from an attacking bear? Depends on how fast you can carry it."

"Live today like it's your last day. But pay bills and dress appropriately just in case it isn't."

"Wanna hear a joke? Sanctity of marriage. OH!"

"Easter is almost here. So to celebrate, I'm going to get nailed and hammered like Jesus would want me to."

"New study shows that Diarrhea is hereditary... Because it runs in the jeans."

"On a scale of 1 to Canadian bacon, how sad were you when you found out Hamlet wasn't a story about a tiny, baby ham?"